Building The Legacy of Insolence
Wagging to Greatness?
Some folks have greatness thrust upon them. Others
struggle mightily, thrusting themselves upon greatness.
Then, there’s Bill Clinton.
It seems every time Bill Clinton faces the choice between genius
and jackass, he chooses the four legged version. And we aren’t
just talking girlfriends.
The latest interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace offered
yet another chance for Clinton to appear Presidential. Wallace
asked a simple question on the minds of about 300 million Americans:
"I understand that hindsight is always 20/20, but the
question is, why didn't you connect the dots and put him out of
business?"
At that point, Clinton had a choice. He could have offered a
noble answer: “Could I have done more? Perhaps. Sure
there were distractions. Every President has distractions. But
all Presidents do our best with what we know, and we always act
in the best interest of our nation.”
Dignified. Classy. Presidential.
Instead, faced with this opportunity to resurrect a legacy, Clinton
showed his petty, paranoid and petulant personae with an embarrassing
15-minute red-faced rant, claiming:
-ABC is now a right-wing network
-well-discredited Richard Clark has THE definitive version of
world events (Clark is mentioned 10 times)
-he had a planned operation to attack the Taliban in Afghanistan
but the CIA and FBI refused to let him go to war (CIA operatives
have openly denied this entire story)
-Wallace was “doing Fox’s bidding,” “making
his bones,” and the interview was a “hit job”
-another dozen or so paranoid accusations toward Wallace, Fox
News and Republicans in general
-he had “gotten closer than anyone ever has” in killing
Bin Laden.
-Wallace was trying to keep him from speaking out about the Clinton
global initiative…then proceeded to storm off and yell at
his personal staff.
So much for dignity. You would have thought Wallace asked Clinton
who he’d raped lately.
And never mind that these claims are either outright lies or
silly paranoia. The best part of the interview wasn’t the
questions, the answers, or the huffing an puffing.
It was the finger-wagging!
We’ve seen it before, haven’t we? Oh, yes, investigated
for molesting Kathleen Wiley, who came to ask for a job (as her
husband was committing suicide), only to be greeted with groping
and fondling. His misogynist history was exposed, and girl-pal
Monica Lewinsky became public. Cornered, Clinton steeled his gaze
into the camera, addressing the mere plebes of the American public,
gritted his teeth, and the words spewed out like beef through
a meat grinder. “I did not have sexual relations with that
woman.” However, the words, anger and tone did not produce
a lasting memory.
But the finger-wagging did.
That wagging finger became the single definitive symbol of the
Clinton Administration. Not merely because Clinton was caught
daring us to question his imperial rights on camera, but when
we discovered the enterprising Ms. Lewinsky had saved that famous
blue dress? The Clinton legacy was set: He will forever be known
as the President who masturbated in the White House. And wagged
his finger about it.
Since then, the Clinton Spin Machine, along with Herculean efforts
from an unrepentant sycophantic press, has fought magnificent
battles to somehow create a respectable history out of pretty
much nothing.
They have their work cut out for themselves. It seems every time
we discover something about that Presidency, it’s not good
news.
-attacked terrorism as police matter
-gave rocket guidance technology to China via a sophisticated
money-laundering operation
-had Sandy Berger steal historic papers from the National Archives,
which exposed the meager Clinton preparation for Millennium terrorism
threats
-Deputy Attorney General Jamie Gorelick erected the legal wall
outlawing communication between the FBI and CIA, preventing our
spy agencies from “connecting the dots” of the 9-11
hijackers.
That’s not a good legacy.
So here we are, eight years later, when another Clinton scandal
has been exposed, allowing Osama Bin Laden to escape numerous
times when US operatives could have taken him out, and even refusing
an offer to deliver him into US custody. Once again, instead of
acting presidential, we get rudeness, uncontrolled anger, blaming
everyone else, and of course that same old wagging finger.
So, the legacy building continues, even as the foundation crumbles.
Unfortunately, instead of acting presidential, Clinton seems more
like the guy who keeps adding a new wing to his outhouse.
That’s why, no matter how hard his friends try, the Clinton
legacy will always be that of the guy who only found one way to
thrust himself to greatness: relieving himself on a fat chic’s
blue dress. And then wagged his finger at the world.
Except now, we know what the wagging finger means: “I’m
guilty.”
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